I was going over some footage of the Hot 107.9 Birthday Bash last night and ran across something. My V.I.P. invite must have gotten lost in the mail, (I had to work late at The Boutique anyway) so I had to resort to YouTube. Ludacris performed and brought out some special guests. First Uncle Luke performed his 1984 hits wit some strippers who looked 84. Come on Luke. When they say ‘as nasty as they wanna be’, they wasn’t talkin ‘bout yo strippers! Next Luda did the remix to “My Chick Bad”. In the words of the King, Mr. T.I. himself, Lil’ Scrappy PUHLEEEZE, ‘Come and Get Yo’ Girl’! Diamond came out there looking like an extra on the set of Glee.
Boo, how you gonna have on a leotard four sizes too big? That ain’t cute at all. THEN the baddest b$%#h herself Trina, comes on stage, and you know her outfit was fitting like a glove. If I was Diamond, I would have eased my a$$ right on over there by the speakers, jumped down in the crowd and disappeared for the night. Trust me nobody would have missed her. I don’t like to talk about people, but damn!
Submitted by contributing author Wilona:The Rona Barrett of the Projects