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Molly

Something’ ’bout Mary she gone off that Molly

Now the whole party is melted like Dhali

Now everybody is movin’ they body

Don’t sell me apartment, I move in the lobby 

Lamborghini Mercy-Kanye West

So, I’ve been hearing a lot about this new drug, Molly for months now. What is it and what is the big deal with it? In short, Molly is the powdered form of the pill Ecstasy. It can induce a feeling of euphoria and intimacy towards others. News outlets have described Molly as the suburban drug of choice. Officials say the drug is often found in and around college campuses. But I’ve heard it was all over L.A. during the B.E.T. Awards. (Go figure) They say the drug is addictive alone but once mixed with cocaine it is highly addictive and dangerous. Molly goes for about $15 a hit which makes it more popular among college students. It gives the users a feeling of euphoria which they typically call “rolling”. This drug seems to have a suburban and college student appeal to it. This is one drug I hope doesn’t find its way to our ‘hoods!

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Purple haze all in my brain

Lately things just don’t seem the same

Actin’ funny, but I don’t know why

‘Scuse me while I kiss the sky

Purple haze all around

Am I happy or in misery

Whatever it is, that girl put a spell on me

Purple haze all in my eyes

Don’t know if it’s day or night

You’ve got me blowin, blowin my mind

Is it tomorrow or just the end of time?

Jimi Hendrix

WTF is this about –  Jimi Hendrix’ estate not wanting to release the rights for his music to appear on the soon to be released biopic?  What the hell are they smoking?  What will a movie about Hendrix be without his music?  Rolling Stone Magazine named him the greatest rock guitarist of all time and he only made 2 albums (yeah albums – remember those) in his short life time.

According to the tabloids, Andre 3000 seems to be perfect for the part of Hendrix.  With bell bottom pants, platform shoes and that historic wild, crazy fro, they could almost be related. It’s been 42 years since Hendrix died and we finally have a chance to bring his music back to life.  Not playing his music is like making a movie about Michael Jordan with no basketball scenes.  That’s just plain f%&*ing dumb.

Will you go see the movie without Jimi’s music?  Highly unlikely.

Andre 3000

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Don’t you love this life like I love you
Anything you could ask, do it for you
Drop Jags, Birkin bags, Louboutin heels
Summer homes in Miami, Hollywood Hills
Vacation in Monaco
On the French Riviera with our feet up
Our lifestyles so rare, you know you ain’t going no where

“Love This Life”-T.I.

Tameka ‘Tiny’ Harris

Rappers love to name drop labels in their songs. In T.I.’s lastest single, “Love This Life” he mentions one brand that not many know too much about. The Birkin Bag. That’s because not too many of ‘us’ are willing to shell out between $15,ooo- $150,000 for a bag.  The Birkin Bag was created in 1984 by Hermes executive Jean-Louis Pumas after he was on a flight with actress and model Jane Birkin in 1981.  Her bag fell from an overhead compartment and she complained about not being able to find a leather weekend bag that she liked. He designed and created the leather bag for her. Since then the bag has become an icon for socialites around the world. T.I. and Tiny, I guess you really are living the life!!!

Birkin Bag

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You don’t know nann hoe uh-uh
Done been the places I been
Who can spend the grands that I spend
F–k bout 5 or 6 best friends
And you don’t know nann hoe uh-uh
That’s off the chain like me
That’ll floss the thang like me
On a awful thang like me
You don’t know nann hoe uh-uh
That sell more a-s than me
You know nann hoe
That’ll make you c–e like me
Nigga you don’t know nann hoe uh-uh
That done tried all types of s–t
Who quick to deep throat the d–k
And let another b—h straight lick the c–t

The Baddest B%$#H

Well, she does it again. Miami rapper Trina has landed another NBA superstar. It is rumored that Trina is now dating Oklahoma City Thunder, 6th man of the Year Award winner James Harden. She is 33 and Harden 22. Can you say COUGAR! We don’t blame you girl. Get in where you fit in!! We are not hating at all. She was just dating Kenyon Martin not too long ago. He even had Trina’s lips tatooed on his neck. Well……..she did say “you don’t nann”!!!!

James Harden

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And I know we don’t show you all the time
but we lucky that you ours
no bouquet of flowers could ever
show how much we know we need you
we do all that’s in our power just to please you
see boo, f-ck them girls I would leave the World ‘fore I leave you

with all of my good days and all of my bad
you stood by your man and you know you got my back
worth every car every bag with me they wanna be that
I know what I got at home
I ain’t never gon leave that
them b-tches best believe that

Got Your Back-T.I. Feat Keri Hilson

Tiny & T.I.

I’ve been hearing rumors about T.I. and Flavor of Love Season 1 winner, Hoopz lately. They say he’s back with her and  when he appeared on The Mo’Nique Show a few weeks ago, she was in the front row. There are ALWAYS rumors about T.I. and some random chick. I have one question for everybody believing this mess. Has anybody been paying attention to T.I. lately? Every time he’s interviewed whether it’s on The Larry King Show, The Rickey Smiley Morning Show, The Wendy Williams Show or being featured on a song, he’s talking about ‘the love of his life’, his fiancée, his kids mother- Tiny. He’s talking about buying her mansions, cars, designer clothes and flying her in private jets. Whenever anyone asks him how many children he has, he always says six. But it’s not until someone questions him about them, does he say that Tiny’s daughter, Zonnique, isn’t biologically his but she might as well be. No other men in the entertainment business even mention their women, even the married ones. T.I. is one of the popular and most eligible (and finest) entertainers in the game right now, but he’s letting it be known, he’s got a Boo, so in his own words, “you can try if you want to.”…………….I think you’ll be wasting your time.

Hoopz, child please!

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Yeah, when I was 16 I bought my first Mercedes Benz,

I must have  f***** a thousand b****** and they girlfriends

Stunting Like My Daddy-Lil’ Wayne

lauren_london_102Lauren London

Lauren London had her whole career ahead of her. After appearing in the 2006 movie, ATL as T.I.’s love interest, Lauren was being offered tons of scripts and roles to consider. Now the only role she will be remembered for is the role of ‘one of Lil’ Wayne’s baby mommas.’ I know how it sounds, but wait there’s more. Apparently, she’s not the only one carrying his seed.

niveaNivea

R & B singer Nivea is also pregnant by Lil’ Wayne and both women are due in September. Nivea who was married to singer/producer The Dream, already has three children.

lil wayne & antonia carterLil’ Wayne & Antonia Carter

Lil’ Wayne also has two other children with two other women, Reginae, (10) by ex-wife, Antonia Carter and 6 month-old Dwayne Michael Carter III, by Sarah B, a Vietnamese/Caucasian nail tech from Cincinnati.

lil-wayne-baby-motherSarah B, baby momma #2

This will be real interesting because Lauren had to find out about Nivea’s pregnancy via the internet. Now Weezy doesn’t want to have anything to do with Lauren, AND him and Nivea are supposed to get married in the next few months. Lauren is so worried about what this situation will do to her career that she’s turning down roles and will only be photographed from the neck up. I can’t wait to see how this plays out.

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Lil' Scrappy, Lyrical Interlude

outfit pricey, don’t she look icey,
gutta as it gets yea I like my chicks feisty,
always tryna fight me, I don’t fight back,
cuz she hangs up all mad then she calls me right back.
look she wanna be my wifey, poppin rubberbands,
a beat downs likely if u push up on her man,
I don’t think you understand she’ll do it on tha double,
tha baddest little chick I can’t keep her out of trouble

Gutta Chick-Trai’D

lil' scrappy and diamond

Lil’ Scrappy & Diamond

Aahhhh, ghetto love at its finest. Don’t you just love it? These two have been at it for awhile. There’s been baby mama drama, group break-ups, pregnancies and engagement rumors-all the makings of a ghetto fairy tale. I don’t know how this one will end up but I hope it doesn’t involve stitches, restraining orders, or the police.

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Lyrical Interlude, Rich Boy

“Just got the fresh cut, now I’m looking for the freaks”

Throw Some D’s-Rich Boy

rich boy 3

Barbershops in the South are like liquor stores in the hood. Necessary. Dudes take their fades, and caesars very seriously. Why do you think the barbershop is so full on Fridays? Club night! No woman is checking for a n—a without a fresh cut. I don’t care how fine they are. “ Yeah girl, he fine but did you see those naps connecting from his neck to his back?”  …..I’m just saying.

barbershop