Pump It Up

A-T-L Shawty

Lately there have been a lot of peculiar looking a—s on tv. With all these new ghetto reality shows on the air one can’t help but notice a strange trend that has started surfacing. The waist to a-s ratios. Almost every show has some big booty woman running around who probably didn’t look like that a couple of years ago. The latest fad for the last couple of years has been butt augmentation. It has become so popular, that women  don’t care if the doctor’s are even licensed or not. One woman was busted for giving the butt injections out of a Motel 6 room. They are done in secret locations, apartments, garages, and sometimes they will come to your home. There are so many horror stories about the injections going wrong that I don’t see why anyone would take that chance. Reports of infections, leaks, and even the women having to get the solutions drained are only a few. Some say mother’s are signing waivers so their daughters as young as 17 years-old can get the shots. Now that I think back, I have to wonder how many video hoes models, that everyone was jocking really had a natural body. Makes you say hmmmmmmm………..

Ewwwwwwwww

The Transformation of Nicki

Nicki Minaj

The phenomenon that is Nicki Minaj….. What is the fascination with this chick? I don’t think I’ll ever figure it out. She does have her own original style. I don’t know why nobody ever thought about styling themselves after Barbie before, but it was a great idea and it worked. At one point I was tired of the whole Barbie craze. I mean you can’t be a size 22 talking about, “It’s Barbie b$%#h.” That just doesn’t work. So how did Nicki go from Onika Tanya Maraj, to Nicki Minaj? We do know that she was born in Trinidad and moved to Queens, New York when she was five years-old. And we know she was discovered on MySpace and signed to Young Money. But what happened in between? Some people swear Nicki was this butch girl who had some sort of crazy ‘relationship’ with incarcerated rapper, Remy Ma.

I’m not too sure about that one but obviously her fans don’t seem to care either. Over time Nicki has grown on us and she seems almost normal now. Her rhyme style reminds me a lot of an early Lil’ Kim, but hey Kim ain’t doing nothing with it so why shouldn’t Nicki? I do like some of her songs, but at times she sounds a lot like Fire Marshall Bill from ‘In Living Color’. “LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING”.

Lil’ Kim & Nicki Minaj

Nicki has a gimmick that sells, but for how long? With Lil’ Wayne locked up, Nicki has joined forces with Diddy, and we know Diddy is a genius when it comes to hyping people up and then ruining their careers. So, we’ll have to wait and see if Nicki Minaj can stay on top as the ‘Barbie of Hip-Hop’ or end up like Skipper?

Butt Shots

Nicki Minaj

Hydrogel

Everyday I’m starting to notice bigger asses. Not a little here and there I’m talking about DONKS! I hope the butt injection craze hasn’t made its way to Alabama, because we can’t afford anymore foolishness down here, trust me. So, these dumb asses are injecting a substance called Hydrogel into their butts. Hydrogel is FDA approved for filling wrinkles and scars but not for butt augmentation. Women are so desperate for the butt injections they meet at secret locations like hotel rooms to get the illegal injections. Hydrogel goes for $5 per cc. A usual dose is 250cc per cheek which comes to $2,500 for the procedure. And I’m pretty sure in some ghettos, they’re doing ass shots cheaper than that. Soon you’ll be able to use your EBT or WIC vouchers for the shots. With celebs like Nicki Minaj and Kim Kardashian reportedly walking around with fake asses, it’s no wonder the cheap imitators are following. But if their asses are enhanced, trust me they aren’t meeting in a Super 8 Motel getting them done. Ladies step yo game up!!!

Nicki Minaj

Kim Kardashian